Predictably Unexpected
Welcome to Predictably Unexpected — the holiday Hallmark romcom podcast you didn’t know you needed! Your hosts, Holly & Scottie, are obsessed with predictably heartwarming Christmas movies. Think big-city careers, small-town charm, last-minute snowstorms, and just maybe... a kiss under the mistletoe.
Using their official Predictability Scorecard — a totally serious, highly scientific game where they rate each holiday film on classic Hallmark-style tropes. From city vs. small-town settings to surprise character backstories, they’ll predict the plot before they even hit play. If they guess the movie right, they earn points — and yes, there’s a prize (or at least bragging rights) on the line.
What to Expect This Season:
• Weekly episodes all through the holiday season (hopefully)
• Predictions, recaps, and hilarious real-time reactions
• A rotating lineup of festive films, friendly competition, and a lot of hot takes (and hot cocoa)
So grab your coziest blanket, pour yourself something peppermint-flavored, and get ready to celebrate the most predictably unexpected time of the year!
Predictably Unexpected
Giddy Up, Your Majesty: Hallmark’s A Royal Montana Christmas (S1:E3)
Mount up and curtsy, cowpokes — this week we’re blindly predicting A Royal Montana Christmas, the latest Hallmark holiday export straight from the wild blue yonder. We don’t know the plot, but we’re pretty sure it involves royalty, horses, a flannel-loving local, and at least three montages involving hay, cocoa, and unresolved emotional baggage.
PLUS: We saddle back up to see how our wildly confident predictions panned out for Home Turf. Who took the lead after week one of our seasonal showdown? Did we throw the ultimate Hail Mary... or were we sacked behind the line?
Grab your cocoa and your crown — it’s time to get predictably festive.
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