Predictably Unexpected
Welcome to Predictably Unexpected — the holiday Hallmark romcom podcast you didn’t know you needed! Your hosts, Holly & Scottie, are obsessed with predictably heartwarming Christmas movies. Think big-city careers, small-town charm, last-minute snowstorms, and just maybe... a kiss under the mistletoe.
Using their official Predictability Scorecard — a totally serious, highly scientific game where they rate each holiday film on classic Hallmark-style tropes. From city vs. small-town settings to surprise character backstories, they’ll predict the plot before they even hit play. If they guess the movie right, they earn points — and yes, there’s a prize (or at least bragging rights) on the line.
What to Expect This Season:
• Weekly episodes all through the holiday season (hopefully)
• Predictions, recaps, and hilarious real-time reactions
• A rotating lineup of festive films, friendly competition, and a lot of hot takes (and hot cocoa)
So grab your coziest blanket, pour yourself something peppermint-flavored, and get ready to celebrate the most predictably unexpected time of the year!
Predictably Unexpected
Royal Results, Angelic Guesses & Ted Cooper?: Hallmark’s A Christmas Angel Match & Merry Christmas Ted Cooper!
Buckle your sleigh belts and grab your glitter glue — we’re back with another tinsel-covered episode of holiday hot takes! First, we saddle up and spill the eggnog on our Predictability Scorecard for Hallmark’s A Royal Montana Christmas, where tiaras meet tractors and we answer one of life’s most important questions: How many royal secrets can one ranch handle?
Next we flap our metaphorical angel wings and float into the clouds of speculation as we preview Hallmark’s A Christmas Angel Match — a film that promises divine intervention, romantic tension, and possibly a harp solo. Will it be predictably precious or just heavenly nonsense? Either way, our scorecards are ready and our jingle bells are on high alert.
Then we try to predict the plot of Hallmark’s: Merry Christmas, Ted Cooper! Who is Ted Cooper? A big-time actor with a secret love of woodworking or a warm-hearted weatherman returning to his hometown for the holidays?
Join us for punny predictions, and enough Hallmark holiday magic to light up a Christmas tree farm. Because when it comes to Hallmark movies, we don’t just watch — we sleigh.
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