Predictably Unexpected
Welcome to Predictably Unexpected — the holiday Hallmark romcom podcast you didn’t know you needed! Your hosts, Holly & Scottie, are obsessed with predictably heartwarming Christmas movies. Think big-city careers, small-town charm, last-minute snowstorms, and just maybe... a kiss under the mistletoe.
Using their official Predictability Scorecard — a totally serious, highly scientific game where they rate each holiday film on classic Hallmark-style tropes. From city vs. small-town settings to surprise character backstories, they’ll predict the plot before they even hit play. If they guess the movie right, they earn points — and yes, there’s a prize (or at least bragging rights) on the line.
What to Expect This Season:
• Weekly episodes all through the holiday season (hopefully)
• Predictions, recaps, and hilarious real-time reactions
• A rotating lineup of festive films, friendly competition, and a lot of hot takes (and hot cocoa)
So grab your coziest blanket, pour yourself something peppermint-flavored, and get ready to celebrate the most predictably unexpected time of the year!
Predictably Unexpected
Wisecracks and Predictable Tidings: Hallmark’s Three Wisest Men & Tidings for the Season
The tinsel is twinkling, the snow is suspiciously foam-like, and our Predictability Scorecard is ready for another test. This week, we’re checking in on Hallmark's Christmas Above the Clouds and A Keller Christmas Vacation to see if our predictions soared or totally crash-landed in a snowbank.
Then we turn our merry gaze toward Hallmark's Three Wisest Men (yes, they made a third one!) and Tidings for the Season, which sounds like it’ll deliver exactly what it promises: tidings, twinkle lights, and two people who definitely weren’t looking for love.
So cozy up by the fire (or the metaphorical streaming queue) as we test our theory that Hallmark’s greatest gift isn’t love… it’s predictability.
Rate, review, and subscribe — or risk being out-wised by three men with perfect hair and swept into tidings you didn’t ask for but will absolutely cry over by minute eighty-seven.
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