Predictably Unexpected
Welcome to Predictably Unexpected — the holiday Hallmark romcom podcast you didn’t know you needed! Your hosts, Holly & Scottie, are obsessed with predictably heartwarming Christmas movies. Think big-city careers, small-town charm, last-minute snowstorms, and just maybe... a kiss under the mistletoe.
Using their official Predictability Scorecard — a totally serious, highly scientific game where they rate each holiday film on classic Hallmark-style tropes. From city vs. small-town settings to surprise character backstories, they’ll predict the plot before they even hit play. If they guess the movie right, they earn points — and yes, there’s a prize (or at least bragging rights) on the line.
What to Expect This Season:
• Weekly episodes all through the holiday season (hopefully)
• Predictions, recaps, and hilarious real-time reactions
• A rotating lineup of festive films, friendly competition, and a lot of hot takes (and hot cocoa)
So grab your coziest blanket, pour yourself something peppermint-flavored, and get ready to celebrate the most predictably unexpected time of the year!
Predictably Unexpected
Fashionably Late for Festive Fate: Hallmark’s We Met in December, The Snow Must Go On & An Alpine Holiday
Hallmark has unleashed a blizzard of movies, and frankly, even we have limits — so in this episode, we’re changing things up to survive the holiday onslaught. And yes, we know this episode is dropping later than planned — consider it fashionably late, Hallmark-style. First, we review our Predictability Scorecard results for last week’s premieres: Hallmark’s Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story and Melt My Heart This Christmas. Did we accurately forecast the football-themed romance and heartwarming seasonal defrosting, or did Hallmark actually surprise us for once?
Then, with too many new movies and not nearly enough hours in the week, we take a streamlined dive into predicting this festive trio amid the holiday movie deluge: Hallmark’s We Met in December, The Snow Must Go On, and An Alpine Holiday. Expect bold guesses, trope-based logic, and our eternal confidence that we absolutely know what’s going to happen… even when we absolutely don’t. Holiday overload has never sounded so cozy.
Rate, review, and subscribe — or risk getting stuck in a small-town production where the snow must go on… and you’re the only one who can save both the show and the handsome lead’s Christmas spirit.
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